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Posted by a Guy named Inappropriate on 09/09/09

One time when I was preparing to shotgun a beer, I was using a seashell to puncture the hole, cause I was on the beach and all, and the beer came spraying out and hit a little girl in the face, and she screamed. BTW, we were at a family friendly concert.

-6 Don't worry about it, I do that too (+1)You should get help (-1)

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Posted by a Guy named stephanie on 09/08/09

Why is it that when I click on this site I read the same post at the top for days??

6 Don't worry about it, I do that too (+1)You should get help (-1)

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Posted by a Guy named Ithnkimatool on 09/08/09

Only taken women interest me. I slept with my best friend’s fling in his bed while he was out of town.

-2 Don't worry about it, I do that too (+1)You should get help (-1)

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Posted by a Guy named rascallflatts on 08/25/09

i check this website like everyday only to find the same hotdog question at the top every single day..

4 Don't worry about it, I do that too (+1)You should get help (-1)

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Posted by a Guy named BB on 08/25/09

The girl in the palm pre commercials scares me, but i kind of want to sleep with her.

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Posted by a Guy named meeeseesss on 07/27/09

Does anyone else put ketchup on their hotdog and then rotate it around the bun so as to evenly distribute the ketchup throughout the hotdog?

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Posted by a Guy named will on 07/16/09

sometimes i sniff my sweaty boxers after a long day of mowing the lawn

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Posted by a Guy named Matt on 07/16/09

I think if I dont wear underwear, girls are more attracted to me. Even if they have no idea that I am not wearing underwear.

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Posted by a Guy named joe on 07/13/09

My roommate walked in the room the other day as I was watching Top Gun. It was the scene where Tom Cruise is playing Volleyball in his jeans and the song “Playing with the boysss” is playing. I was alone.

-15 Don't worry about it, I do that too (+1)You should get help (-1)

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Posted by a Guy named BigAl on 07/13/09

I stayed in a hotel with my lady last weekend and instead of busting in normal sanitary places like a condom or her boobies I would just pull out and shoot towards the nearest wall.

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Posted by a Guy named BigAl on 07/13/09

When you get the liquid squirts, sometimes you have to wipe your balls because of splash back?

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Posted by a Guy named classy on 07/13/09

Still being hungover from the night before, I had to unexpectantly jump out of a cab to projectile vomit into a trash bin out near grand central…and began to drink again 20 minutes later

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Posted by a Guy named cc on 07/13/09

I had sex with a 42 yr old mother of 4 who used to carpool to soccer practice for my younger siblings. she also happened to be a spanish teacher (and shortly thereafter was fired for allegedly messing around w/ one of her students). she made me a fantastic plate of chocolate chip cookies in the morning.

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Posted by a Guy named crying game on 07/13/09

So I was sitting at my desk, picking my nose, when I pulled out one of my hairs and my eyes started watering up. A co-worker came over just as I did this and asked if I was ok and was I was crying.

-7 Don't worry about it, I do that too (+1)You should get help (-1)

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Posted by a Guy named cheechee on 07/08/09

My boyfriend and I play on the same softball team for work. I missed a groundball the other day and he freaked out. He asked me if “I was trying to lose the game?” Why do guys take this crap so seriously?

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Posted by a Guy named somma on 07/08/09

Any other guys here like to pee sitting down when they’re tired late at night?

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Posted by a Guy named Professional on 07/08/09

I just finished a meeting with a few people. My boss’ boss was running the meeting. He’s Indian & has a very heavy accent so I could not understand one word he was saying. I just kept answering, “I completely understand.” A colleague told me later that he was only asking me if I wanted a donut.

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