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Posted by a Girl named ReadyFreddie on 07/13/09Every night when I go drinking I promise myself I will write down all the stuff I did so that I don’t wake up with that, “did I do anything embarrassing” question in my head. Of course, never happens, so I always feel vaguely guilty the next day.
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Posted by a Guy named Youseeme on 07/02/09What a great way to start the day. I wake up to find my dog ate an entire jar of peanut butter last night, and now has to go to the vet. I kept saying to him in the car on the way…”Are you happy now?”
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Posted by a Girl named fishin in the dark on 07/01/09I was at a party at my friend’s beach house, and got so drunk and disoriented, I thought her parents bedroom was the bathroom. Her mom had to escort me out before I peed on her bed
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Posted by a Guy named BiggieSmalla on 06/30/09So I had this really weird rash the other day in an uncomfortable spot. I got a little worried and went to go see my doctor. He took a look at it, said it could be allergies. He asked if I had used any condiments for anything other than my food. What??
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Posted by a Guy named Steve on 06/26/09Made out with a co worker last night. She’s 40. I’m 22. Oops.
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Posted by a Guy named Franklin on 06/23/09I got pretty hammered last night and literally cried my eyes out because I couldn’t unbuckle these dress shoes I was wearing.
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Posted by a Guy named FriedCarrots on 06/22/09Why is it that when I accidentally sit on my cell phone it calls someone really weird? Like I end up calling my aunt who I have no talked to in 5 years, or my old boss. It’s like my phone is trying to mess with me.
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Posted by a Guy named PhoneMan on 06/18/09Hey guys, thanks for duct taping the house phone to my head and proceed to call it a thousand times, when I was passed out drunk last night. I kept having nightmares I was in an ambulance. You have no idea how confused I was when I woke up this morning.
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Posted by a Guy named Lost on 06/15/09I woke up this morning and went into my kitchen. I found a ripped open package of bacon and an open jar of peanut butter. I’m really curious as to whether of not I mixed the two together.
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Posted by a Guy named Lebanon kiss on 06/13/09I ate a whole bunch of steak from whole foods and had the fight the toughest wrestle of my life to hold it in once I started making out with a latina chick.
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