Archive for July, 2009
What Was I Thinking?
I had to go to a funeral right from work and had to change in the office bathroom…On my way out the door a male coworker brought to my attention that my dress was stuck in my underwear
Am I Weird?
I had been seeing this guy for a few months and thought it was going well. At a very intimate and passionate moment, he called out a name, but it wasn’t mine…it was his mother’s. I called him Boy George and threw him out…for good.
What is Wrong With Me?
I listened to an entire Creed song because I was too lazy to change the channel on my radio
Am I Going Crazy?
I was at a business meeting & was introduced to a guy that I was trying to do business with. He said, “Do you remember me?” I couldn’t place him and so I said, “Oh sure, we worked together, right?” He said, “Yes, you fired me and ruined my life.” It was a very long meeting.
What Was I Thinking?
I was talking to a guy at work complaining how I haven’t been to the gym in forever. He said how that can’t be true I look great to which I cleverly replied “thats because I do the Kanye workout plan”. As I walked away I realized what I just said to a coworker…I hope he doesn’t listen to Kanye
What Was I Thinking?
I started smoking ciggarettes on purpose so my boyfriend will break up with me and I don’t have to be a bitch.
Am I an Idiot?
I’ve been calling my coworker Christina for about a year now, and I just found out her name is Christine
Am I Weird?
I’m 28. I finally broke down and bought a strap for my sunglasses that goes around my neck. Does that mean I’m getting old?
Can You Explain This to Me?
So this homeless guy kepy following me screaming that I stole his bag of empty cans. Finally I turned around and yelled back: “Listen, I sold them and bought a nice big cheeseburger and a 40. Let it go!”
Can You Explain This to Me?
Why can I remember the entire starting line-up for the 93 Chicago Bulls but have no fucking clue where I put my car keys last night?
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