Archive for July, 2009
What Happened Last Night?
Every night when I go drinking I promise myself I will write down all the stuff I did so that I don’t wake up with that, “did I do anything embarrassing” question in my head. Of course, never happens, so I always feel vaguely guilty the next day.
Does Anyone Else Do This?
When you get the liquid squirts, sometimes you have to wipe your balls because of splash back?
What is Wrong With Me?
Still being hungover from the night before, I had to unexpectantly jump out of a cab to projectile vomit into a trash bin out near grand central…and began to drink again 20 minutes later
Can You Explain This to Me?
Why do boys never have toilet paper in their apartment??
Am I Going to Hell?
I had sex with a 42 yr old mother of 4 who used to carpool to soccer practice for my younger siblings. she also happened to be a spanish teacher (and shortly thereafter was fired for allegedly messing around w/ one of her students). she made me a fantastic plate of chocolate chip cookies in the morning.
What is Wrong With Me?
So I was sitting at my desk, picking my nose, when I pulled out one of my hairs and my eyes started watering up. A co-worker came over just as I did this and asked if I was ok and was I was crying.
Should I Be Worried?
I just started dating a guy who’s great. However, he’s been kind of flaky lately and bailed on a date we had at the last second. Come to find out from a coworker, he’s a hard core World of Warcraft player. Sweet.
Can You Explain This to Me?
My boyfriend and I play on the same softball team for work. I missed a groundball the other day and he freaked out. He asked me if “I was trying to lose the game?” Why do guys take this crap so seriously?
Does Anyone Else Do This?
Any other guys here like to pee sitting down when they’re tired late at night?
Am I Going to Hell?
I just finished a meeting with a few people. My boss’ boss was running the meeting. He’s Indian & has a very heavy accent so I could not understand one word he was saying. I just kept answering, “I completely understand.” A colleague told me later that he was only asking me if I wanted a donut.
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