Archive for July, 2009
Does Anyone Else Do This?
Does anyone else put ketchup on their hotdog and then rotate it around the bun so as to evenly distribute the ketchup throughout the hotdog?
Am I Going Crazy?
I’ve secretly been in love with a guy for the past 8 months….and today I found out he was gay.
Am I Weird?
sometimes i sniff my sweaty boxers after a long day of mowing the lawn
What is Wrong With Me?
I sat on my very hot straightening iron this morning and have two long burn marks on each cheek
Am I Weird?
I think if I dont wear underwear, girls are more attracted to me. Even if they have no idea that I am not wearing underwear.
Should I Be Worried?
One of my boobs sags so low that it’s nearly at my belly button.
Should I Be Worried?
My roommate walked in the room the other day as I was watching Top Gun. It was the scene where Tom Cruise is playing Volleyball in his jeans and the song “Playing with the boysss” is playing. I was alone.
Am I Weird?
Sometimes I wish it would be ok for me to sit indian style when im wearing a skirt
Does Anyone Else Do This?
I stayed in a hotel with my lady last weekend and instead of busting in normal sanitary places like a condom or her boobies I would just pull out and shoot towards the nearest wall.
Am I Weird?
I always poke around in people’s medicine cabinets looking for drugs for strange ailments!
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