Archive for June, 2009
Am I an Idiot?
I am 23 and got married. Now I am getting panic attacks that I will only be able to sleep with one woman for the rest of my life.
Am I Weird?
I’ll be honest, I was upset when Michael Jackson died. I watched Free Willy maybe a hundred times…Last year…It was a weird phase.
Am I Weird?
when i am in a bad mood i get angrier if i see someone that is happy
Should I Be Worried?
I just found out my ex is gay. Great.
Can You Explain This to Me?
Dear roomates: I would like to know who put Da Rude Sandstorm in the middle of my “Get Down” mix on Itunes. That went over well last night with the girl I brought home.
What is Wrong With Me?
So I get to the airport the other day. I’m about to board the plane, and realize I left the oven on. Sweet.
Am I Weird?
Damnit I hate when you’re sitting in a bathroom stall Twittering and start laughing out loud at something someone wrote, while being unaware someone is outside at the urinal.
Can You Explain This to Me?
My friend bought a segway the other day. Is it ok if I stop being friends with him?
Am I Weird?
if I find nothing funnier than a good friend getting a horrible tatoo? A girlfriend of mine got asian lettering near her you-know-what. I had to muffle the laughter when I saw it.
What Was I Thinking?
My boss walked into the kitchen the other day and I was cooking six pop-tarts, He looked at me a little oddly when I told him I forgot to eat dinner last night.
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