Archive for June, 2009
Can You Explain This to Me?
Why the hell can I not figure out the image on the credit card machines that show you how to swipe your card. I swear no matter how many times I do it, I still don’t know which way the stripe is supposed to face!
What Was I Thinking?
Please stop eating Chinese Food then go out binge drinking. What did I do to deserve this kind of punishment? - Sincerely Your Anus
Am I Weird?
Why do I get so upset when people complain about how busy their lives are on their Facebook status page. Like “Soo busy today…5 papers…team meeting..” Shut Up Already!!!
Am I Weird?
I love twitter because I feel like a lot of people care about what I’m doing during the day. Even though they probably don’t.
Am I an Idiot?
I accidentally left my yeast infection cream at a guy I am dating’s house. I blatantly left it inside the bathroom. When I went back, it wasn’t there which means he probably saw it, and moved it somewhere. Should I bring it up?
Am I Weird?
Is it weird that when I picture my dream house, my top two items I would like to have a pool in my backyard and a bedet in my bathoom?
What is Wrong With Me?
Why is it that no matter how long I am out in the sun, my thighs remain ghost white? I swear, if I took them out on the beach, they would scare small children and agitate nearby dogs.
What is Wrong With Me?
FaceBook takes up so much of my time. Why do I waste so much time staring at pictures of girls that I have met once and will most likely never see again.
What is Wrong With Me?
So I was replying to a text today from a friend who mentioned it was very hot outside. I replied: “Yea it’s hotter than the devils panites”, but instead of sending it to Anthony, I sent it to Aunt Ellen.
Am I Going Crazy?
When I’m in starbucks sometimes I imagine how easy it’d be to randomly kill someone with whatever’s in my hand
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