Archive for May, 2009
Am I Weird?
Im 22 and I have miley cyrus on my ipod… I also follow her on twitter
Am I Weird?
I spend the majority of my time on Facebook simply scanning for pictures of girls with large breasts. I am fairly sure, that in the time I spent doing that, I could have learned a new language.
Can You Explain This to Me?
So I ordered some knitting needles from Ohio, and they were shipped to Woburn, but then it was going to Northborough, MA first? Huh?
What is Wrong With Me?
Why is it that white heads on your ball sack always seem to take like a year to go away? I always have one or two ball sack white heads that I cannot pop.
Can You Explain This to Me?
Why cant I tell someone I’m typing with one hand without it sending creepy?
Does Anyone Else Do This?
My girlfriend looked at me very weird the other day because I smelled my hand after it was down my pants. I tried to explain to her that every guy does it. She didn’t believe me.
What Happened Last Night?
My girlfriend wanted me to talk dirty to her last night while making love. So I called her the C-Word. Don’t ask me why. To say things are weird today would be a massive understatement.
Am I Weird?
Why would anyone think natural, healthy frozen popsicles would be tasty for kids? Here Seth, here’s a potato popsicles and avocado popsicles, oh and pass your sister the lingonberry.
Should I Be Worried?
So, my son’s birthday party was this Saturday, and I invited a magician that used a bunny, and my mother’s blind boyfriend’s seeing eye dog chased the bunny…ya…not good
Am I an Idiot?
I’m a guy or the first 20 years of my life I didn’t know how many “holes” girls had. I honestly thought there were only two.
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