Archive for May, 2009
Can You Explain This to Me?
Literally the second after sex is over, the first thing I think of is a large ham sandwhich. Girls always want to cuddle, but all I want to do is watch SportsCenter and eat a nice big sandwhich.
Should I Be Worried?
I got sperm in my eye the other night. My eye has been red for about two days now. Should I see a doctor? Also, why are guys so reckless with that stuff? It’s like they want to get it everywhere.
Am I Going to Hell?
I hooked up with the mom that drives my younger brother’s carpool to school.
Can You Explain This to Me?
Why do women think their periods are our fault?
Am I Weird?
Why does seeing a girl’s thong by accident make my whole day fantastic?
Am I Weird?
Last night, after everyone had left the office, I sneaked into my Boss’s Office (for the sake of anonymity, we’ll call her K) and proceeded to get naked then smell and rub the blue cardigan sweater she left on her chair all over my body.
What Happened Last Night?
Last night I got a little too drunk and ended up in a $200 a night hotel room less than a mile away from my house, without any clothes.
Can You Explain This to Me?
My boyfriend told me we can’t have sex for a while because he’s going on the PRP. The Penis Recovery Program. What the hell is that?
Does Anyone Else Do This?
You’re in bed and you have to pee and you struggle with pain vs. sleep…
Should I Be Worried?
I’m a teacher and a kid was being rude in class and distracting everyone. I told him to “stop being an idiot”. He began flipping out at me, and threatened to tell his mom. Am I wrong in this situation?
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